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KyleTheGhost
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25 Apr 2011, 10:44 am

When gailryder17 sneezes, hurricane-like winds are created.

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26 Apr 2011, 4:37 pm

KyleTheGhost killed a man by making him literally laugh his head off.

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26 Apr 2011, 10:24 pm

agent000 is so tough he can literally laugh his head off and survive.

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26 Apr 2011, 11:08 pm

DarrylZero doesn't need people to say "bless you" because the devil might go into him. The devil needs people to say that because he's scared DarrylZero will go into him.

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27 Apr 2011, 12:48 am

The reason gailryder17's state is on a separate tectonic plate is because she put it there.

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27 Apr 2011, 5:57 am

RedheadedStep_Child can write something on a piece of paper and it will happen!

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27 Apr 2011, 3:59 pm

Is so spooky Chuck Norris ran away screaming and wanting his mommy.

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27 Apr 2011, 4:04 pm

TallyMan always won fights because everyone gave up before they could get started.

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27 Apr 2011, 6:56 pm

KyleTheGhost thinks Chuck Norris is a dork.

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28 Apr 2011, 7:52 am

agent000 says that he could beat Chuck Norris with a mere thought.

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28 Apr 2011, 11:38 pm

All men aspire to be like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris aspires to be like KyleTheGhost.

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28 Apr 2011, 11:43 pm

Chuck Norris once called Darryl Zero "Dizzy" ... once ...

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29 Apr 2011, 3:47 am

Is so forthright in his views on religion that God doubted his own existence and disappeared in a puff of logic.
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