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has a book on family guy in his library

is marinating tomorrow nights steak in yoghurt in his pocket.
That was six months ago, and he doesn't understand why the people that know him are all wearing gas-masks.

Make a living off of whipping whipped cream.

likes to run.

had ample opportunites to amble over to the perambulator,
but procrastinated so proficiently he stumbled going out the window of lost opportunities,
and missed the bus that might have flagged down the taxi that caught the last flight of the Valkyries, instead of which he had to hitch-hike down the road to nowhere until his thumb got tired and had to retire, and now he's stumped.

killed alot of brains today.

took over a year to think of and compose a brilliant reply,
and then had to get a sex change in order to become The Doctors assistant
and travel back in time in the Tardis to just then, only to forget what he was going to say,
and say that.

Pursued by the police for grand theft pachyderm......

has a bad case of pachydermititis
which he has left unattended at a disused train station
in the hope that the ghost of a velociraptor will savagely attack it
and in so doing pick up a case of the sniffles
which he will sell at a time-travelling monster-sale
thus assuring the future of all humanity!

YAY richie YAY

was a from lane.
went to buy a from .
but along the way a
attacked him!
lucky for him he can change
using his skills.

Attempted a rhinoplasty on a rhinoceros....

was the subject of a failed attempt to repaint the Mona Lisa.

Is working on a version of Google Sketch-Up that works on this:

uses his teeth to keep his hair in shape

Uses her hair to keep her teeth in shape...

has hairy teeth.