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Is really a Cyclops, but lost their monocle and now is blind as a bat.

would have won the last Olympic marathon, if he had remembered to bring his pet crocodile.

Tallyman did not forget his pet crocodile....lau ate it...

Got so hot in the thermal underwear and layers of extra clothes he wore last winter
that he turned on the air-conditioner to cool down.

is attempting to break the world reccord
for "holding you breath in a pool of emu
egg whites"

is going to get an ignoble prize in phrenology for proving that
ignoble prize-winners are less intelligent than phrenologists.

got his head shaved and writen on by me while he slept and i took a picture

has worked out how to control cold-fusion
and uses it to run his buggy whip.

has brain damage in his frontal-lobes and now cant tell the
difference between a caterpillar and a hand-brush.

after making massive inroads into the combined fields of windmill generated electricity and nanotechnology
dc made a unexcuseable mistake by focusing his research rather lower down on the body than anybody appreciates of the humble sneeze.

is making a product by the name of dino-sauce,

warning:
may cause brain-deflation, breast-explosion, and osteporosis.

is frantically directing traffic away from the hyperspatial bypass that goes through his nose
by scalping tickets to the lobotomy of his toes.

his kleptomania is so bad he steals used condom.

needs a hair cut, but cannot decide which one.

made out with a hot-dog at the back of a school.

knows a alternative version of the "Happy Birthday" song; making extensive use of the words "wayzgoose" and "marmalade".