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03 Jun 2008, 5:49 am

has just got the point of pencils... and is now researching his nibs.


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03 Jun 2008, 5:54 am

is the only surviving member of 'The muppets'
after the 'muppets versus the surrender puppets' wars


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03 Jun 2008, 1:08 pm

Took his suit to the cleaners but they absent mindedly gave him this one back instead.



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03 Jun 2008, 1:14 pm

airmailed himself to the Mariana's Trench.


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03 Jun 2008, 1:19 pm

Has finished eating his maze shaped waffle and is now eating segments of photo film. This guy holds the world record for eating bizarre objects.



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04 Jun 2008, 5:41 am

Owns an over-the-shoulder automatic popcorn feeder that keeps him satiated while cruising.



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04 Jun 2008, 1:06 pm

Plays tennis using a frying pan and an onion.



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04 Jun 2008, 1:07 pm

Eats only the outside of the Camembert.


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04 Jun 2008, 1:11 pm

Looks like a boss I had once working in an office 8O - quick run before he finds me some more work.



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04 Jun 2008, 1:57 pm

belong to a devious motorcycle gang


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04 Jun 2008, 1:59 pm

loves the monsoon season.



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04 Jun 2008, 2:01 pm

was created in a scientific experiment that went haywire


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04 Jun 2008, 2:08 pm

Was given the part of the invisible man in a Holywood blockbuster movie, but they couldn't find him to offer him the part.



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04 Jun 2008, 2:08 pm

matsuiny2004 wrote:
was created in a scientific experiment that went haywire



HEY, Howd you guess?
your not that monkey that was in the cage over are you?



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04 Jun 2008, 2:09 pm

Appeared as the shadow of Jesus in the movie Ben Hur.


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04 Jun 2008, 2:14 pm

flails instead fails :?


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