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lau Veteran
Joined: 17 Jun 2006Age: 77Gender: MalePosts: 9,798Location: Somerset UK
has just got the point of pencils... and is now researching his nibs.
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 59Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
is the only surviving member of 'The muppets' after the 'muppets versus the surrender puppets' wars
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Took his suit to the cleaners but they absent mindedly gave him this one back instead.
airmailed himself to the Mariana's Trench.
Has finished eating his maze shaped waffle and is now eating segments of photo film. This guy holds the world record for eating bizarre objects.
deadpanhead Velociraptor
Joined: 18 May 2008Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 419
Owns an over-the-shoulder automatic popcorn feeder that keeps him satiated while cruising.
Plays tennis using a frying pan and an onion.
flailure Deinonychus
Joined: 12 Dec 2007Age: 56Gender: MalePosts: 312Location: my office
Eats only the outside of the Camembert.
Looks like a boss I had once working in an office - quick run before he finds me some more work.
matsuiny2004 Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2008Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 1,152
belong to a devious motorcycle gang
aspergian_mutant Veteran
Joined: 27 Oct 2004Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 1,510
loves the monsoon season.
was created in a scientific experiment that went haywire
Was given the part of the invisible man in a Holywood blockbuster movie, but they couldn't find him to offer him the part.
Appeared as the shadow of Jesus in the movie Ben Hur.
flails instead fails