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TallyMan
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04 Jun 2008, 2:15 pm

Is responsible for dispensing pens to everyone in the company. However to get a pen requires completing a 10 page order form, so you are advised to fill it in before your existing pen runs out or you will never be able to get another one.

matsuiny2004
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04 Jun 2008, 2:17 pm

shaves his head to impress women

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flailure
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04 Jun 2008, 2:17 pm

Excessively rolls the letter 'r' when speaking Hungarian.

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matsuiny2004
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04 Jun 2008, 2:18 pm

like to dress up like a salesman

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deadpanhead
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04 Jun 2008, 2:19 pm

Thinks he is everyone's problem and that cartoons shave! :wink:

flailure
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04 Jun 2008, 2:23 pm

Fries with Pam, the nice lady next door, not the cooking spray.

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matsuiny2004
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04 Jun 2008, 2:25 pm

is a cannibal

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flailure
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04 Jun 2008, 2:27 pm

Regularly enjoys upside-down skydiving.

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matsuiny2004
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04 Jun 2008, 2:29 pm

like to eat his ties when he gets home from work

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flailure
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04 Jun 2008, 2:34 pm

Voted against the invasion of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch due to excessive line breaks in the command staff briefing slides.

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04 Jun 2008, 2:36 pm

flails at ravens

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flailure
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04 Jun 2008, 2:42 pm

Prefers pepper and salt over salt and pepper.

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matsuiny2004
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04 Jun 2008, 2:47 pm

licks his glasses

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flailure
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04 Jun 2008, 3:06 pm

Once asked a bird to critique his flying technique.

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matsuiny2004
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04 Jun 2008, 3:09 pm

attempted flying

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flailure
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04 Jun 2008, 3:12 pm

Hovers 2 inches above the ground on what future generations will eventually refer to as 'air biscuits'.

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