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lau
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04 Jun 2008, 7:27 pm

always takes the bus to work twice each morning. This is because, although he has a car, he always forgets to take it home with him in the evening.

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ebec11
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04 Jun 2008, 7:30 pm

Love wearing jewelery in order to look "gansta" and hip :lol:

deadpanhead
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04 Jun 2008, 7:39 pm

flailure wrote:

Fries with Pam, the nice lady next door, not the cooking spray.

Eww, but

Okay ^:

Avatar is an actual unretouched photo in which she is wearing no makeup. I wanna be striped blue!

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04 Jun 2008, 7:40 pm

No model would do that :lol:

Would love to wear burgers on your head

deadpanhead
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04 Jun 2008, 7:42 pm

ebec11 wrote:

Would love to wear burgers on your head

No, Princess Lea cinnamon buns! :lol:

^ is supermodel whose face we all know!! !!

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04 Jun 2008, 8:25 pm

is trapped in the realms of the non-bizarre, with flippers.

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richie
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05 Jun 2008, 3:08 am

Was attacked by Pythonesque Bunny slippers while at the bizarre bazaar.......

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05 Jun 2008, 7:04 am

owns a gaggle of dwarves who help him up the book ladder every morning and then he stays there until evening whilst they clean house...

TallyMan
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05 Jun 2008, 12:40 pm

Takes his own pan with him to restaurants and insists all his food is cooked in it.

lau
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05 Jun 2008, 1:17 pm

wears cantilevered socks, on his mother's side.

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richie
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05 Jun 2008, 1:58 pm

Combined cantaloupe with liver and then wrote a song called Canticle for Cantaliver.....

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TallyMan
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05 Jun 2008, 2:02 pm

It's one small step for man but one giant leap for mankARRRGGGGHHHH SPLAT!

deadpanhead
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05 Jun 2008, 4:53 pm

refers to chicks with the word "his" :wink:

ShadesOfMe
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05 Jun 2008, 9:31 pm

Likes to play naked twister with bears.

TallyMan
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06 Jun 2008, 11:46 am

Is hoping for an invitation to play naked twister with bears.

flailure
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06 Jun 2008, 3:27 pm

Likes to sit on a park bench in front of a bakery offering small ducks to hungry loaves of bread.

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