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TallyMan
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06 Jun 2008, 3:31 pm

Has one hundred identical ties.



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06 Jun 2008, 3:34 pm

Once wore a kilt to a japanese themed party, and claimed he was a manly toad.



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06 Jun 2008, 3:48 pm

Is really an aardvark in disguise.



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07 Jun 2008, 12:04 am

In an attempt to do his bit in the effort to counteract Global Warming,
Tallyman has shaved his head and had it chrome plated and polished to a mirror finish
(to reflect light back out into space)
however, after some kids found out how much fun it was to reflect laser pointers off him
he found employment in a night club revolving upside down from the ceiling.

Here he is at work:
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TallyMan
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19 Jul 2008, 3:29 pm

Is going through his entire library of books drawing a minimize and maximize tag to the top right hand corner of every page.



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19 Jul 2008, 4:50 pm

Always draws a dotted line on each fingernail, showing where he will cut them, but has never managed to open the beans on the right side.


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19 Jul 2008, 5:03 pm

Missed the dotted line on his fingernails and bit off his fingertips as evidenced by the photograph. However, it is the last time I use a chain saw to trim mine 8O



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19 Jul 2008, 6:06 pm

Wears knee high socks embroidered with naughty pictures.



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19 Jul 2008, 6:15 pm

Has "ha-ha made you look" embroidered on her panties....


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19 Jul 2008, 11:13 pm

^ has "cock-a-doodle-doo" enbroided on his panties :)


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20 Jul 2008, 4:49 am

Is an anime freak running amok with an iron spork.....


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20 Jul 2008, 8:00 am

Keeps a large collection of books in his chicken run so his chickens have plenty to read.



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20 Jul 2008, 8:02 am

^has no legs


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20 Jul 2008, 8:54 am

Is conquering the world with his spork-lift....
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20 Jul 2008, 9:04 am

Until the spork-lift rolled over on top of him and killed him



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20 Jul 2008, 9:09 am

And then resurrected him and was thrown into the gorge of eternal peril...


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