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14 Aug 2008, 8:11 am

Prefers to be referred to as "His Magnanimosity."


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14 Aug 2008, 8:35 am

throne onto his crown by Yoko, but he got in a nice right hook


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14 Aug 2008, 8:36 am

syzygyish wrote:
Got a phone call from Yoko Ono asking to play Uno but yelled Onoes!
and ran away to the Tokyo Toy Co. to play with yo-yo's.


singing this to herself and laughing


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14 Aug 2008, 4:28 pm

Orders chicken mcnuggets from McDonald's but asks for the breading on the side.


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14 Aug 2008, 7:01 pm

Fell through the cellar door when he lost his marbles
playing cellophane with Celine Dior and Yoyomar on the cellar floor.



i_Am_andaJoy wrote:
syzygyish wrote:

Got a phone call from Yoko Ono asking to play Uno but yelled Onoes!
and ran away to the Tokyo Toy Co. to play with yo-yo's.



singing this to herself and laughing

True! :oops: :D


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14 Aug 2008, 7:28 pm

Believes pithy epiphanies are the pits....


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14 Aug 2008, 8:56 pm

Spits pips in pit stops to make pots tip onto tip tops.


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14 Aug 2008, 9:42 pm

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14 Aug 2008, 10:15 pm

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15 Aug 2008, 9:37 am

was terribly disappointed by the length of his piece of string.

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15 Aug 2008, 11:29 am

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15 Aug 2008, 3:12 pm

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15 Aug 2008, 3:32 pm

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15 Aug 2008, 4:34 pm

Is as American as strapple pie.


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15 Aug 2008, 4:36 pm

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15 Aug 2008, 4:40 pm

His girlfriend is still being assembled...


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