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15 Aug 2008, 4:42 pm

Is still disassembling and reverse engineering his girlfriend to find out how she works.



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15 Aug 2008, 4:49 pm

has a reverse engineered girlfriend in his basement... hanging off of two ropes without arms or legs... for further analysis..


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15 Aug 2008, 4:51 pm

Is assembling a girlfriend of his own made entirely of neoprene.



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15 Aug 2008, 5:13 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Is assembling a girlfriend of his own made entirely of neoprene.


actually sounds interesting... if only she could come to life :(

is creating a way so that my neoprene girlfriend can live!


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15 Aug 2008, 5:35 pm

he makes sandwiches out of toenail clippings



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15 Aug 2008, 5:50 pm

eats above mentioned sandwiches from my sandwich shop of hell!


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16 Aug 2008, 3:26 am

Eats neoprene sandwiches. He is still on the first one after trying to chew through it for a month.



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16 Aug 2008, 4:16 pm

eats robot girls :O


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16 Aug 2008, 4:50 pm

(This should have been on corrupt a wish really but what the hey)

Strapples - I've found the ideal girl of your dreams. She is large, single, loves neoprene and is very sweaty. She is waiting for you upstairs. Just go up the slightly steep wheel chair ramp indicated: :lol:

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16 Aug 2008, 6:20 pm

Took his girlfriend apart because she didn't make him a peanut butter and neoprene sandwich....


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16 Aug 2008, 9:00 pm

TallyMan wrote:
(This should have been on corrupt a wish really but what the hey)

Strapples - I've found the ideal girl of your dreams. She is large, single, loves neoprene and is very sweaty. She is waiting for you upstairs. Just go up the slightly steep wheel chair ramp indicated: :lol:

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is redesigning the ramp to help me get up it!


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17 Aug 2008, 3:41 am

Was last seen outside this building with a construction crew and some large mechanical device with the brand name OTIS on it. He was heard shouting "Hurry up! Hurry up!"



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17 Aug 2008, 12:09 pm

Is dissecting his own brain....


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17 Aug 2008, 12:23 pm

Supplied the reference manual "DIY brain surgery" from his extensive library. However, I've just accidentally cut the visual cortex so can't read the manual any more. Do you have a talking book version?



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17 Aug 2008, 3:23 pm

Is eating spaghetti and eyeballs with a runcible spoon....


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17 Aug 2008, 3:24 pm

is reading that damn book for the 400th time!


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