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TallyMan
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24 Aug 2008, 3:58 am

Is the secret custodian of the lost library of Alexandria. The fire was staged after all the scrolls had been removed. They have been passed down the generations through a secret sect. Today Richie is the holder of the library.



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24 Aug 2008, 6:08 am

Bought the idea for that post from the trickle of information that E.T. allows to be released from the control he holds over secret comunications intercepted between
Noddy and Big-Ears.


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24 Aug 2008, 9:18 am

Makes extra money selling the information from this thread to supermarket tabloids....


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24 Aug 2008, 4:21 pm

Lives in a house made entirely from books.



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24 Aug 2008, 7:27 pm

Then brought my house down by trying to read my books...


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25 Aug 2008, 1:04 pm

Has 780,000 identical copies of The DaVinci Code.



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26 Aug 2008, 3:24 pm

Has 87,654 copies of Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco...


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26 Aug 2008, 3:26 pm

richie forgot in which book he hid his dirty magazine.



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26 Aug 2008, 3:32 pm

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26 Aug 2008, 7:49 pm

Answers questions with hypothetical questions.



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29 Aug 2008, 3:58 pm

Answers rhetorical questions with a request for pie and chips.



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29 Aug 2008, 9:43 pm

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29 Aug 2008, 10:05 pm

Has a home made completly out of Rubber Duckies. Lots of squeaking.


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29 Aug 2008, 10:14 pm

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30 Aug 2008, 5:29 am

has never understood why blackbirds sing the blues.


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30 Aug 2008, 6:25 am

Sets his watch by A Clock Work Orange...


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