Chuck Norris-ize the person above

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Keeps raiding the fridge and eating all the fish and drinking all the milk.

Gives only the worst manour to his beetles and flies.

Built a manor to house all the manure from her manoeuvre

TallyMan snaps his fingers and all those around him obey!

KyleTheGhost snaps his fingers and all those around him run in terror!

it is enough to utter his name for everyone to sh*t their pants.

It is enough to utter her name for everyone to offer her their pants for washing.

he is so scary that even the laundry washes itself upon the share glance of his bare eyes.

She has only to wiggle her nose for all the dishes to wash themselves.

He has to watch not to scare his own feet by looking at them so they run away and leave him barefooted.

Is so scary that trams flee as she approaches them wanting to board them.

has to be very careful not to look into his own reflection in the mirror in order not to be mesmerized by its beauty.

Sings so sweetly that birds fall from the sky in shame at their own inadequate singing.

the whiteness of its underpants is renown for its blinding effect, especially elderly and children.

Her butt is so white that when she moons and people really think it is the moon.

His butt is so round that it was used as the model for a perfect circle.