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TallyMan
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24 Sep 2008, 1:24 pm

Phoned the FBI to report the theft of a bag of doughnuts from his desk draw.


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24 Sep 2008, 2:28 pm

Was the thief who stole the donuts so he can use them as clay pigeons for skeet shooting.

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24 Sep 2008, 5:27 pm

was the chief architect behind the multinational team brought together to dig a tunnel under his dining room table.


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24 Sep 2008, 5:50 pm

Is pondering the "Great Question".....Is the mug half full or half empty......


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24 Sep 2008, 6:56 pm

Is afraid of coming down the ladder. There's a huge spider hidden somewhere among the bookcases.



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24 Sep 2008, 9:56 pm

Ponders the meaning of life whilst wearing a chicken suit.


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24 Sep 2008, 11:23 pm

Is responsible for the events of MegaMan 10.


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25 Sep 2008, 5:07 am

spreads marmalade on each of his cornflakes.


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25 Sep 2008, 8:31 am

Turned down the role of an uncredited extra in the movie, The Core, citing intellectual differences with the screen writer.


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25 Sep 2008, 11:07 am

Directs the flow of traffic with index finger, globally.


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25 Sep 2008, 1:03 pm

Has a fetish involving acne.



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28 Sep 2008, 11:07 am

Wears a straw hat and sunglasses - while in the shower.


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28 Sep 2008, 12:56 pm

has counted all the trees on the far side of the moon.


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28 Sep 2008, 12:59 pm

Mooned besides some trees :lol:


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28 Sep 2008, 3:51 pm

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28 Sep 2008, 4:35 pm

Paints each one of his finger nails and toe nails a different colour every day.


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