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27 Dec 2021, 12:09 pm

Could it be the fire alarm because someone forgot the toast?



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27 Dec 2021, 12:11 pm

Who ordered the toast?


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27 Dec 2021, 12:59 pm

What do you like on your sandwich?


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27 Dec 2021, 3:05 pm

why do so many amuuricans disrespect kindness?



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28 Dec 2021, 5:15 am

How many Americans would describe themselves as amuuricans?


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28 Dec 2021, 5:56 am

The ones that dropped out of the education system at kindergarten?



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28 Dec 2021, 10:23 am

Wait, what now - there's an education system?


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28 Dec 2021, 10:46 am

Did you use the dictionary to look up swear words?



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28 Dec 2021, 4:23 pm

Didn't everyone?


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28 Dec 2021, 8:30 pm

Wait, your dictionary has swears in it?!


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29 Dec 2021, 5:12 am

Can you tell us some good Yorkshire swearwords?


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30 Dec 2021, 2:45 am

Or make some nice Yorkshire tea?


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30 Dec 2021, 5:03 am

Will there be biscuits?



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30 Dec 2021, 5:16 pm

Ginger nut or digestive?


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30 Dec 2021, 7:28 pm

Take Probiotics of Pepto-Bismol?


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30 Dec 2021, 7:58 pm

In Yorkshire tea? 8O


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