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carturo222
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02 Oct 2008, 8:59 pm

Is allergic to chlorophyll.

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02 Oct 2008, 10:11 pm

Is actually allied with the Canadians with their global empire plan.

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03 Oct 2008, 5:37 am

Practices levitating every night.
Unfortunately, what is happening, is, instead of him levitating a metre above the ground,
which is what he 'thinks' is happening, instead the Earth is pushed a metre away from him.
As he only does this at night, the Earth gets pushed a metre towards the Sun, every time!

*Gasp*
He's the Real reason for Global Warming!

SSH!
Nobody tell a Climate Change Scientist, or he'll get assasinated so they don't lose funding!
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03 Oct 2008, 7:35 am

Thinks he is being bizarre
but keeps hitting on home truths that the Martians can use to sell to the tabloids to disguise their pressence!

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03 Oct 2008, 7:49 am

Wow!
I wonder why the Martians don't bail out the U.S. economy with all their profits?

oh, that's right, it might cause a trade war between distributers of "Jabba the Hut"
and C3PO
pez dispensors

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03 Oct 2008, 7:57 am

thinks a hamburger is someone who lives in Hamburg.

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03 Oct 2008, 8:14 am

thinks a Rastafarian is someone who lives in his hair and eats all (well, most) of his nits
while they comb the fur on his lobsters tail into Gordian knots.

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03 Oct 2008, 9:59 am

Does not know the meaning of bizzare

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03 Oct 2008, 12:12 pm

Has a Ph.D. in Bizarre Studies.

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03 Oct 2008, 12:26 pm

does not know the neaming of bazaar.

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03 Oct 2008, 1:56 pm

is unable to spell the word M-E-A-N-I-N-G.

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03 Oct 2008, 2:24 pm

Has a cannon that shoots giant meatballs. Spicy!

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03 Oct 2008, 3:01 pm

Likes spicy pickled meatballs.