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Murihiku
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31 Dec 2021, 5:05 am

Could I have biscuits or scones with mine?

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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31 Dec 2021, 5:42 am

What about spam, egg, sausage and spam?

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31 Dec 2021, 8:20 am

Do I hear Vikings?

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31 Dec 2021, 8:23 am

Wait, was that a dead parrot?

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31 Dec 2021, 8:27 am

Off the twig?

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31 Dec 2021, 8:37 am

Are the Spanish Inquisition involved?

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31 Dec 2021, 10:46 am

Are you sitting on it?

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31 Dec 2021, 10:49 am

Do you mean the comfy chair?

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31 Dec 2021, 10:52 am

Is it the one that's stuck to the ceiling?

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31 Dec 2021, 11:00 am

Are the kids arguing over it?

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31 Dec 2021, 11:02 am

Will you need a big spoon to scoop it out?

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31 Dec 2021, 11:08 am

Will the argument cost £5?

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31 Dec 2021, 11:09 am

What's that against the price of fish and chips?

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31 Dec 2021, 11:10 am

Cheaper?

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31 Dec 2021, 11:11 am

Does it come wrapped up in newspaper?

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31 Dec 2021, 11:16 am

Were you too mean to buy Christmas wrapping paper?

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