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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
(Lilly pollen just doesn't come off either!) Banned for having a bicycle and pollinating all the flowers in your area.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Banned: For riding a bicycle with no wheels.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Banned for: Taking the wheels and throwing them in the ocean.
Banned: For drinking sea water.
Banned for peeing in the sea and causing sea levels to rise by a metre and flooding coastal villages!
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for peeing on your fruit trees to fertilize them -- in the front yard, in front of traffic and everything!
Banned for not realising that is common behaviour in France! I'm not kidding either! France even has urinals in some public places where men can unashamedly pull out their tackle in full public view and relieve themselves!
Oh good heavens. Banned for living in an uncivilized country!
Banned for having George Bush as your civility role model.
Ha! Banned for calling me a Republican! I was head of the Middle-Aged White Women for Obama campaign!
Banned for being a MAWOC
zena4 Veteran
Joined: 30 Jan 2009Age: 65Gender: FemalePosts: 6,054
Banned you all for not knowing the new fresh and free parisian sanisettes, available for ladies and gentlemen.
Banned because the drunks will still pee up the outside of it anyway!
Banned for peeing up the side of the new fresh and free parisian sanisettes. See ya later, amigos.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,406Location: Portland, Oregon
Banned for urinating on the next person's lawn!
Banned for turfing over the public toilets!