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TallyMan
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11 Aug 2010, 4:01 am

(Lilly pollen just doesn't come off either!)

Banned for having a bicycle and pollinating all the flowers in your area. :wink:


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11 Aug 2010, 7:47 am

Banned: For riding a bicycle with no wheels.



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11 Aug 2010, 8:03 am

Banned for: Taking the wheels and throwing them in the ocean. :shameonyou:


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11 Aug 2010, 9:18 am

Banned: For drinking sea water.



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11 Aug 2010, 10:24 am

Banned for peeing in the sea and causing sea levels to rise by a metre and flooding coastal villages!


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11 Aug 2010, 11:40 am

Banned for peeing on your fruit trees to fertilize them -- in the front yard, in front of traffic and everything!



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11 Aug 2010, 11:53 am

Banned for not realising that is common behaviour in France! :lol: I'm not kidding either! France even has urinals in some public places where men can unashamedly pull out their tackle in full public view and relieve themselves!


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11 Aug 2010, 11:56 am

Oh good heavens. Banned for living in an uncivilized country!



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11 Aug 2010, 11:59 am

Banned for having George Bush as your civility role model.


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11 Aug 2010, 12:02 pm

Ha! Banned for calling me a Republican! I was head of the Middle-Aged White Women for Obama campaign!



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11 Aug 2010, 12:09 pm

Banned for being a MAWOC


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11 Aug 2010, 12:09 pm

Banned you all for not knowing the new fresh and free parisian sanisettes, available for ladies and gentlemen.

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11 Aug 2010, 12:15 pm

Banned because the drunks will still pee up the outside of it anyway! :lol:


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11 Aug 2010, 12:16 pm

Banned for peeing up the side of the new fresh and free parisian sanisettes.

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11 Aug 2010, 1:08 pm

Banned for urinating on the next person's lawn!


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11 Aug 2010, 1:09 pm

Banned for turfing over the public toilets!


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