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syzygyish
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06 Oct 2008, 6:08 am

Always wanted his own pet chimpanzee (like Tarzan)
so bought an Apiary.
However, when swarms of tiny flying monkees flew out to bite him(ouchee!)
he decided that sucking up to the Wicked Witch of the West was probably a good idea :idea:
so he vacuumed her up in a super-charged vacuum-cleaner he made with Chewbacca
(and some Chihuahuas, so she wouldn't be lonely)
and then used the force to blow up the Death Star with them:
sort of feels guilty about it, but he admits he's more of a cat person.



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06 Oct 2008, 6:11 am

is the very last dodo on the face of uranus and will be called bobobo-bobo-bobo


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06 Oct 2008, 6:20 am

is trying to be the cupid in the Strapples:Tallyman:syzygish Love Triangle.

unfortunately he used a seni-automatic bow and arrow
and we have all contracted out to kill cupids on sight



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06 Oct 2008, 8:02 am

has what we call in my business, "flies eyes"


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06 Oct 2008, 8:19 am

eye spy with my little fly...
something called a :P amataz



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06 Oct 2008, 8:25 am

:lol:

it was nice doing business with him^


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06 Oct 2008, 11:22 am

Eats tuna soaked in condensed milk.



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06 Oct 2008, 11:58 am

knits tuna soaked in condensed milk.

(Which I then eat. Yummy!)


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06 Oct 2008, 12:37 pm

Got fired from his job delivering pizzas because he always folded them into geometric shapes.


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06 Oct 2008, 12:47 pm

Will lose his leaves soon.


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06 Oct 2008, 1:07 pm

Is sole proprietor and only customer of Meez.com



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06 Oct 2008, 1:35 pm

Fears anime.


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06 Oct 2008, 2:01 pm

^^ how strangely accurate


Hides a litter of baby opossums in her hoodie



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06 Oct 2008, 2:07 pm

Was the bosom-budy of Cleopatra


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06 Oct 2008, 2:15 pm

likes to strangle people with his branches


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06 Oct 2008, 3:03 pm

Hopes to be wrapped tightly in those very strangling branches.


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