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maycontainthunder
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01 Jan 2022, 12:39 pm

Is there a ford?



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01 Jan 2022, 12:45 pm

Diesel, petrol or EV?


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01 Jan 2022, 12:54 pm

Could it be nuclear?



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01 Jan 2022, 1:28 pm

Why do some men get bald heads but the hair on their faces doesn't stop growing?


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01 Jan 2022, 1:41 pm

Could it be their hair GPS stopped working?



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01 Jan 2022, 1:47 pm

Is it growing down instead of up?


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01 Jan 2022, 1:58 pm

Could the hair be Australian?



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01 Jan 2022, 5:54 pm

Should hair be optional?


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01 Jan 2022, 8:27 pm

Are we getting into the 'optionality space' here?


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02 Jan 2022, 7:36 am

Sounds like fun, can I join this space?


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02 Jan 2022, 7:43 am

Have you got space to join?


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02 Jan 2022, 7:59 am

Does a bear sh1t in the woods?


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02 Jan 2022, 8:00 am

Does he wipe his bum with a leaf?


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02 Jan 2022, 8:03 am

What exactly is an Andrex puppy?


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02 Jan 2022, 8:04 am

You wipe your arse with a puppy????



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02 Jan 2022, 8:07 am

Why do they call it Puppy Love?


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