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KittenWithAWhip
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18 Aug 2010, 9:41 pm

Banned for whipping some cream.


That's *my* department.


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18 Aug 2010, 10:11 pm

Banned for whipping kittens -- gonna have to sic the humane society on you!



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18 Aug 2010, 10:14 pm

Banned for cruelty to asparagus. I doubt anyone ever asked if it would like to be eaten.


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19 Aug 2010, 10:52 am

Banned for beating eggs!


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19 Aug 2010, 11:08 am

Banned for beating around the bush. (the area 'round the bush has feelings too, you know) :shock:



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19 Aug 2010, 11:12 am

Banned for hitting the sack!


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19 Aug 2010, 12:06 pm

Banned for sacking Erminia without severance pay!



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19 Aug 2010, 12:09 pm

Banned for severing Erminea's sack! 8O


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19 Aug 2010, 12:26 pm

Banned for passing me scissors when I was asking for clamps!!

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19 Aug 2010, 12:29 pm

Banned for removing Erminea's manhood!

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19 Aug 2010, 12:33 pm

Does that mean the wedding is off? *sigh*

Banned for banning the banns.



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19 Aug 2010, 12:34 pm

Banned for not visiting Erminea in hospital and consoling him on his loss. :wink:

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19 Aug 2010, 12:35 pm

Banned for interfering in the making of a great soprano!



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19 Aug 2010, 12:44 pm

Just had a delicious dinner.. to find out, coming back here satisfied and unaware, that I've lost my jewelleries.. :shock: Bummer.. they were quite precious, you know.. :lol:

Well, I hereby ban those who have this on their concious'.

(hey, I have a high pitched voice all of a sudden)(even higher than soprano, I think)



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19 Aug 2010, 12:49 pm

^ Banned for making me spill my cup of tea!

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19 Aug 2010, 2:43 pm

Banned for walking around in wet pants. (eeew)