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04 Jan 2022, 12:32 pm

Do you live near the Chalfont Viaduct and own white paint?

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04 Jan 2022, 12:37 pm

How did you know, are you a jenius?

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04 Jan 2022, 12:41 pm

Don't you know female genii derive their smarts from Juno?

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04 Jan 2022, 12:43 pm

Juno, Isn't that a synthesizer keyboard?

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04 Jan 2022, 12:45 pm

When people say "Jesus Christ shut up", does that mean I've been likened to the son of god?

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04 Jan 2022, 12:48 pm

When people say "Oh Jesus!", in the bedroom, does that mean, they fantasize about the son of God?

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04 Jan 2022, 12:51 pm

My mum told me that means the milkman is coming, or is it going?

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04 Jan 2022, 12:56 pm

Does the milkman always ring twice?

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04 Jan 2022, 1:02 pm

Do you know the muffin man?

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04 Jan 2022, 1:07 pm

Do you think Prometheus was a hero or villain?

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04 Jan 2022, 3:44 pm

How do you perform a 'money shot' into a straw?

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04 Jan 2022, 3:48 pm

Was it the straw that broke the camels back?

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04 Jan 2022, 8:23 pm

What did the camels do to the straw to deserve such reprisals?

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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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