BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for taking over Rapunzel's lease.

Banned for being dangerous with a frying pan.

Banned for rolling around in the dough.

Banned for not spending enough time weeding!

Banned for planting weeds in the driveway gravel, to keep my crazy landlady occupied while the supposedly productive parts of the property go all to hell!

Banned for turning a profit on said driveway weeds.

Banned for not using Glyphosate to get rid of the weeds on the drive in a jiffy at low cost.

Banned for trying to poison the well! (I suggested a torch, they make them specially for weeding. She said she has one ... somewhere.....)

Banned for torture! (Those weed torches aren't very good, they tend to only kill off the top growth and the roots then push up more growth after a few weeks. Glyphosate loses its potency on touching the ground, so it doesn't linger in the ground or get into the water course like other weedkillers.)

Banned for shilling for Monsanto!

It doesn't lose its potency immediately, and anyway the inactive ingredients (i.e. surfactants) are as toxic as the glyphosate. And we live below sea level, it's all wetlands, and the well is only 30 feet deep. And round-up resistant versions of some of our common weeds are starting to show up as nearby as Virginia. I think she should just get the driveway graded once or twice a year. But she enjoys sitting out there weeding the driveway gravel, while the "farm" parts of the so-called farm go all to hell.

OK, enough of my whining for this morning.

Banned for whining this morning! (I use generic glyphosate, no surfactants in it and no money goes to Monsanto )

Banned for wining early in the morning.

Banned for having a tummy ache due to eating all the doughnuts!

Banned for cucking the cuckoo.

Banned for goosing my turkey!

Banned for swapping turkey for chicken!