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lau
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17 Oct 2008, 11:34 am

is, in reality, an artificially intelligent bus.

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17 Oct 2008, 12:41 pm

Donated his intelligence to medical science and it is now stored on a 1 Kb memory stick.

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17 Oct 2008, 3:57 pm

stores his brain on a 486's flash memory.

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18 Oct 2008, 4:11 am

^has fewer electrons than he does neutrons.

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18 Oct 2008, 4:37 am

Keeps electrons as pets - inside a cell.

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18 Oct 2008, 11:17 am

Sends green potatoes to fireworks factory. Unsure of results, but green chips did rain down at the last fireworks...

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18 Oct 2008, 12:53 pm

Avatar is actually self portrait.

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richie
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18 Oct 2008, 1:48 pm

Hooked herself between two giant Tesla coils to give herself a buzz-cut....

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18 Oct 2008, 1:55 pm

Has been up those library steps so long he has forgotten the way back down again.

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18 Oct 2008, 2:33 pm

Is actually the toaster in the contraption that forces the 8 ball upward that hits the light switch, causing the laser to activate, and also lighting some fireworks off. I am not sure what happens after that, but I think a vacuum activates.

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18 Oct 2008, 5:10 pm

Thatmew is Bartholomew Simpson (from The Simpsons, obviously)

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18 Oct 2008, 5:47 pm

cauterises wounds with whipped cream.

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18 Oct 2008, 6:10 pm

Shaves with whipped cream taken off from cauterized wounds....

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18 Oct 2008, 6:34 pm

Knees permanently locked and can not get back down the ladder!

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25 Nov 2008, 5:40 am

Chases rainbows hoping to find a pot of magical sawdust

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25 Nov 2008, 7:05 am

uses a tower crane to lift up his eyelids each morning. Also employs a turbo boost for his smirks.

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