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theprisoner
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05 Jan 2022, 12:59 pm

Why are there thousands of Jeffries all under one roof?

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05 Jan 2022, 7:13 pm

Surely all Jeffries gotta be somewhere?

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05 Jan 2022, 7:30 pm

Did you know the Jeffries in question are Giraffes?

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05 Jan 2022, 9:12 pm

You're havin' a giraffe, aintcha?

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05 Jan 2022, 9:34 pm

Are giraffes high maintenance?

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05 Jan 2022, 10:24 pm

does a bear take a dump in the woods?

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06 Jan 2022, 9:31 am

What does he dump?

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06 Jan 2022, 6:20 pm

Goldilocks?

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06 Jan 2022, 6:30 pm

The truth laid bare?

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07 Jan 2022, 8:46 am

Care to spill the tea?

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07 Jan 2022, 8:51 am

Take that pearl, spill that wine?

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07 Jan 2022, 4:03 pm

Isn't that a waste of wine?

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07 Jan 2022, 8:58 pm