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KittenWithAWhip
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21 Aug 2010, 2:21 pm

Banned for tasting just like chicken!


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21 Aug 2010, 2:26 pm

Banned for feeding bacon to the chickens thinking the eggs (they 'plop') would become bacon flavoured that way.



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21 Aug 2010, 4:12 pm

Erminea wrote:
Banned for feeding bacon to the chickens thinking the eggs (they 'plop') would become bacon flavoured that way.


Banned for genetically modifying chickens to lay chicken nuggets for McDonalds.


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21 Aug 2010, 4:24 pm

Banned for hee-hah-hee-hah-hoo.. :shock:.. um, I mean banned for mentioning the cus-word.. 'McDamn-they-serve-utter-crap-there'.. in this 'holy' thread.



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21 Aug 2010, 4:26 pm

Banned for having an unhappy meal! :lol:


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21 Aug 2010, 4:33 pm

Banned, for having an itchy nose.


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21 Aug 2010, 5:11 pm

Banned for drugging the next person's meal with...LAUGHING POWDER!


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21 Aug 2010, 7:45 pm

Banned for hitting the laughing gas a little too hard.


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21 Aug 2010, 11:08 pm

Banned for whipping my bottom.


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21 Aug 2010, 11:27 pm

Banned for bottoming out.


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22 Aug 2010, 3:22 am

Banned for eating more than half of our shared bacon sandwich.


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22 Aug 2010, 3:28 pm

Banned for stealing my bacon sandwich!


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22 Aug 2010, 3:55 pm

Banned for not writing your name on it. How was I supposed to know it was your bacon sandwich!


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22 Aug 2010, 6:14 pm

Banned for not knowing what's yours, what's others.



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22 Aug 2010, 6:20 pm

Banned for writing her name on my peanut butter and bacon sandwich....


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22 Aug 2010, 6:32 pm

Banned for knowing the trick to read invisible ink.