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i_wanna_blue
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25 Nov 2008, 8:20 am

Was taught how to use a gun by Dick Cheney.



carturo222
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25 Nov 2008, 9:46 am

Only he can prevent wildfires.



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25 Nov 2008, 9:53 am

Has a 700 mile beard. Can use the beard as a grappling hook. Can also coil beard and us as long range whip.


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25 Nov 2008, 10:09 am

Uses his helmet as a cauldron.



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25 Nov 2008, 10:57 am

has eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog, adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, lizard's leg, and howlet's wing.


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25 Nov 2008, 11:40 am

Attended a school for wannabe dictators



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25 Nov 2008, 12:33 pm

Eats babies 8O


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25 Nov 2008, 12:36 pm

eats babies direct from the womb 8O


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25 Nov 2008, 12:44 pm

thats.......


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wrong... 8O

eats molten crickets


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25 Nov 2008, 12:48 pm

Throws bricks at random strangers



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25 Nov 2008, 1:01 pm

throws 40 pound cinder blocks at random people


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25 Nov 2008, 1:02 pm

Got his powerchair pimped on 'pimped my ride'



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25 Nov 2008, 1:06 pm

:lol: i wish

got his scarves from various rappers


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25 Nov 2008, 1:09 pm

Touche :D

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25 Nov 2008, 1:10 pm

calls his iPod touch a iPod touche because of a rare phonetic pronnounciation disorder.


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25 Nov 2008, 1:12 pm

Makes a cup of coffee, then throws it away, and then makes a cup of tea because he hates coffee.