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25 Nov 2008, 1:18 pm

kissed the guy in the smokey bear costume at the forest preserve when he was on a field trip in 3rd grade (sorry lol. just saw the ad on the bottom ad thingy)


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25 Nov 2008, 1:25 pm

Strapples hero is the Michelin man. All that rubber :P


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25 Nov 2008, 1:29 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Strapples hero is the Michelin man. All that rubber :P


:lol: he does look huggable definitely

likes to suck on USB cables


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25 Nov 2008, 1:40 pm

An attractive young woman went up to strapples. She was wearing a one piece rubber latex suit.
She slowly removed the garment and stood there naked and said to Strapples in a sexy voice "Take whatever you want"
Strapples could not believe his luck and he scooted away clutching the rubber suit :P

(Adapted from a joke about a programmer and a woman on a bicycle).


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25 Nov 2008, 2:00 pm

TallyMan wrote:
An attractive young woman went up to strapples. She was wearing a one piece rubber latex suit.
She slowly removed the garment and stood there naked and said to Strapples in a sexy voice "Take whatever you want"
Strapples could not believe his luck and he scooted away clutching the rubber suit :P

(Adapted from a joke about a programmer and a woman on a bicycle).


lol yep... wouldnt want a nude woman... aint much i can do with that but have sex and that isnt my kind of thing...

is stalking me because he thinks im hot 8O


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25 Nov 2008, 2:02 pm

wow... 8O epic failure much?


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25 Nov 2008, 3:59 pm

Built a time machine in order to go back in time and stop the invention of the time machine.



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25 Nov 2008, 4:06 pm

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25 Nov 2008, 4:12 pm

Places his arm in boiling soup in order to flavour it.



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25 Nov 2008, 4:42 pm

Enjoys arm soup and has it delivered by time machine.


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25 Nov 2008, 4:49 pm

having witnessed the success swimmers have with the crawl, is developing the new stroke he calls the headlong dash.


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25 Nov 2008, 4:50 pm

Gave the swimmer a stroke so she chased him in a headlong dash.


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25 Nov 2008, 9:46 pm

Uses a microphone as a walking stick.



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25 Nov 2008, 9:49 pm

Can scream into a monitor to eliminate all enemies in the room.


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26 Nov 2008, 9:13 am

uses green chalk to mark around each foot, as he takes each step... for the record.


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26 Nov 2008, 9:17 am

is counting the steps of the last 5 days