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i_wanna_blue
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28 Nov 2008, 1:45 pm

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Wanted a blue but had to settle for a red.

Unfortunately yes :lol:

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28 Nov 2008, 2:30 pm

Sometimes is seen in eight bits.


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28 Nov 2008, 4:35 pm

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28 Nov 2008, 6:28 pm

borrowed my ear for a fortnight, but was kind enough to give it back recently, with 10% interest.


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29 Nov 2008, 6:22 am

Borrowed my eye to use in his stock pot.....


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29 Nov 2008, 7:22 am

Likes to make ear stew so he gives speeches to gather them: "Friends, Romans, Citizens, lend me your ears".

He also steals ears from walls, that is why you never see walls with any ears despite the saying "walls have ears".


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29 Nov 2008, 9:58 am

Puts wicks in his ears and then ignites them for extra reading light....


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29 Nov 2008, 10:10 am

Sets all his neighbour's lawns on fire.



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29 Nov 2008, 11:10 am

has carpeted his bath, and his sink.


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29 Nov 2008, 12:03 pm

Has a carpet lined bidet...


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29 Nov 2008, 2:10 pm

Has wall to wall to wall to wall to...no ceiling carpet.


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29 Nov 2008, 3:15 pm

Never e-mails anyone because he can never find any stamps.



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29 Nov 2008, 5:14 pm

Took his computer in for repair and the technician found it stuffed full of stamps :wink:


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29 Nov 2008, 7:44 pm

And then stamped on it.....


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29 Nov 2008, 11:26 pm

By stamp dancing on the keyboard.


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29 Nov 2008, 11:34 pm

Wears a wig made of vampire teeth.