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i_wanna_blue
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10 Dec 2008, 11:16 am

Uses gunpowder as a condiment



Myles17
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10 Dec 2008, 1:59 pm

I wanna blue is actually a fast food clerk who owns a charity organization that helps people with Blue Skin Cyanosis (a disorder that causes the skin to turn blue), and although he may say he "wanna blue," he really doesnt... he wanna red.



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10 Dec 2008, 2:02 pm

Is using Ronald McDonald as his sparring partner for his upcoming bout with the Burger King.



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10 Dec 2008, 2:05 pm

Has changed his avatar after I finally realised what his old one was (I saw a Nintendo advert in a bookstore for the Prince of Persia and thought - Aha! I know that face :D ) Now I'm at a loss again. Will likely morph again after figuring out this latest avatar.


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10 Dec 2008, 2:12 pm

Was just recently released from prison for the crime of setting 17 bookstores on fire.

(this is another pic of PoP by the way) :wink:



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10 Dec 2008, 4:23 pm

Was locked up in a library for a month for failing to pay a fine for an overdue book.


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10 Dec 2008, 5:10 pm

Has a quantum foam repellent.


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10 Dec 2008, 5:25 pm

Wanted to take up quantum mechanics as a hobby but couldn't find a spanner (wrench) small enough.


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10 Dec 2008, 5:31 pm

watches for snowmen on the horizon.


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10 Dec 2008, 5:37 pm

Made a snowman in his garden last year and got really attached to him. However, one warm day he suddenly disappeared so Lau went to the police station and reported his snowman as a missing person. The desk sergeant reassured the grief stricken Lau that he would likely return the following Winter.


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10 Dec 2008, 6:12 pm

Made his snowman with the deadly yellow snow from where the huskies go,,,


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10 Dec 2008, 9:20 pm

eats yellow snow


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10 Dec 2008, 9:32 pm

with the little snow bunnies and falls in love with snow bunny twins called bouncy and pouncy.



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10 Dec 2008, 9:36 pm

she can talk



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11 Dec 2008, 9:36 am

Tried to breed Pavlov's dogs with Schrödinger's cats and got an unspeakable aberration whose behavior is conditioned by statistically unpredictable stimuli.



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11 Dec 2008, 10:14 am

Digs deep trenches in all the nearby parks, claiming it is vital for him as it sustains his blood circulation.