12 Feb 2013, 3:24 pm
12 Feb 2013, 4:58 pm
Good luck finding that needle in this thing!
12 Feb 2013, 5:08 pm
12 Feb 2013, 5:27 pm
A few taps should stop that working:
12 Feb 2013, 9:15 pm
The crust of neutron stars is 10 billion times stronger than steel, which is why the hammer was smashed to smithereens when its orbit around said neutron star deteriorated and the hammer hit the star's unforgiving surface
12 Feb 2013, 9:34 pm
Fortunately that was detected well in advance and escape was not only possible, but achieved.
Huzzah for nifty little rocket ships! 
12 Feb 2013, 9:46 pm
Young Bill Adama, however, knew that if the stainless steel hammer that had been rescued by the little rocket ship wasn't destroyed, the Cylons would win. So he jumped to the coordinates and blasted the toy space ship into atoms.
GreyGirl
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12 Feb 2013, 9:55 pm
Out of the toy space ship debris came something far more terrifying that any cylon
12 Feb 2013, 10:07 pm
Luckily, Barney is soon dispatched by his arch rivals.
13 Feb 2013, 1:34 am
She presents the greatest danger to our dear friends, the Teletubbies
13 Feb 2013, 7:16 am
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14 Feb 2013, 1:59 pm
The fuse box wasn't willing to participate in this act of violence against innocent drinking straws...
14 Feb 2013, 2:10 pm
Help is on the way 
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14 Feb 2013, 2:56 pm
The rest of the drinking straw collective is coming to avenge these attacks on their kind.
