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19 May 2022, 6:11 pm

Have you tried gently prodding them with your golf club?


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21 May 2022, 4:31 pm

Who's prodding whatnow?


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21 May 2022, 4:33 pm

Why would you prod that?


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21 May 2022, 9:35 pm

Is the person still sprawled out on the green, or have they woken up and gone home?


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22 May 2022, 3:58 am

Have they been drinking my homemade wine?


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22 May 2022, 8:32 am

From what species of reddish root vegetable do you make your wine?


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23 May 2022, 4:15 am

Do you also make vegetable-flavoured wine gums, for those of us who don't drink?


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23 May 2022, 6:05 am

If you don't drink, how do you avoid becoming dehydrated? Do you take in fluids intravenously?


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23 May 2022, 9:00 am

Could he be amphibious?


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23 May 2022, 9:08 am

Is that another one of those types of sexuality, like polyamorous, demiromantic or ambisexual?


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23 May 2022, 10:29 am

Does he just bud new offspring from his neck?


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23 May 2022, 12:11 pm

Would he then be classified as a plant?


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23 May 2022, 12:33 pm

Didn't someone say something about him being a bit of a turnip?


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23 May 2022, 12:34 pm

Which bit of the turnip?


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23 May 2022, 12:35 pm

Could it be all of it?


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23 May 2022, 12:36 pm

What would that depend on?


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