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24 May 2022, 7:47 am

Maybe flash it back with gamma rays from a thermonuclear bomb? :P


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24 May 2022, 7:49 am

Have you considered becoming a military adviser to Vladimir Vladimirovich?


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24 May 2022, 8:49 am

Have you considered being Vladimir Putin's chief chef, I'm sure you could conjure up something "interesting" to feed him?


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24 May 2022, 6:19 pm

Would it be less interesting if it weren't in inverted commas?


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25 May 2022, 3:44 am

Is it poisonous?


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25 May 2022, 5:12 am

The cooking or the commas?


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25 May 2022, 8:14 am

Is there much commerce in commas these days, or are you just pleased to see me?


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25 May 2022, 9:51 am

Anyone interested in buying some semi-colons; they are only half the price of full colons: Good at twice the price?


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26 May 2022, 6:20 pm

I say, anyone for croquet? Image


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26 May 2022, 8:37 pm

Where did you get that emoji from?


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27 May 2022, 5:18 am

How did Patrick Moore get in here?


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27 May 2022, 6:41 am

And how did he end up playing James Bond?


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27 May 2022, 6:49 am

Was he trying to save the world from climate change?


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27 May 2022, 6:51 am

Could he be using his telescope the wrong way around?


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27 May 2022, 7:08 am

Was he at the Battle of Copenhagen?


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27 May 2022, 7:22 am

You mean people were actually fighting over Denmark?

When did this happen?


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