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Booyakasha
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12 Sep 2010, 4:22 pm

Banned for selling a Tasmanian devil instead of a goat! :evil: That prosthetic limb should have been placed underneath his trunk, not on his nose!



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12 Sep 2010, 4:23 pm

Banned for selling goats who you killed just by staring at them! :twisted:


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12 Sep 2010, 4:24 pm

Banned for pulling the leg of my goat!


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12 Sep 2010, 4:31 pm

Banned for shaving the goatee of your goat. Tsk tsk.



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12 Sep 2010, 4:34 pm

Banned for using your goat to break into a store: Ram raid.


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12 Sep 2010, 4:57 pm

Banned for shoplifting!


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12 Sep 2010, 5:09 pm

Banned for lifting the whole shop off its foundations.


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13 Sep 2010, 4:04 am

Banned for reminding me of the times when I thought shoplifting was lifting shops.



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13 Sep 2010, 6:13 am

Banned for stealing the entire building!


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13 Sep 2010, 6:43 am

Banned for stealing 3 bricks out of the building walls, to complete your patio paving.


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13 Sep 2010, 7:04 am

Banned for screaming like a zombie whilst laying your paving because you thought that's how you make crazy paving.



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13 Sep 2010, 7:11 am

Banned for taking hallucinogens while making pottery, because you thought that's how you crazed the glazing.


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13 Sep 2010, 7:25 am

Banned for taking performance enhancing drugs because you thought it would help you meet your sales target.



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13 Sep 2010, 7:30 am

Banned for taking performance enhancing steroids because you thought it would help you overcome stage fright.


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13 Sep 2010, 7:34 am

Banned for letting stage fright stop you from taking the stage freight.



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13 Sep 2010, 8:07 am

Banned for staging a fight with Reggina. 8O


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