Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you grow a beard, and the Carnie's shanghai you to appear as an attraction.


I wish I could sing in tune?

Granted, you sing in tune only to opera.

I wish I'm not hungry or full right now.

Granted, I removed your stomach and replaced it with a cannonball

I wish we have a warm summer in Scotland this year?

Granted, a nuclear power station gets built three miles away from your home and unfortunately Aspies aren't the only thing to suffer a meltdown.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

Granted; now your WP addiction is unstoppable!

I wish I had done some yoga (but I don't want to actually DO the yoga)

Granted, now you're so flexible you can't support yourself any more.

I wish I already had 1000 posts.

Granted, but they're all spam posts in the most intimate parts of the forum. A witchhunt begins as a result.

I wish I could have my own Eggmobile.

Granted, but it's too heavy for you to move and your tractor's got a flat tire.
(you could build one, not too hard!)
(and from one chicken owner to another, welcome to the Wrong Planet!)

I wish I had some goats.

Granted; you will smell like them.

I wish for a hearty breakfast.

Granted, but as per the other thread, I've eaten it on your behalf.

I wish for some rain today, the garden is too dry.

Granted; it rains inside your house as well.

I wish for a new bunk bed.

Granted... you have yourself the world's tallest bunk bed here.




I wish for a flying bed?

Granted, and it is a jet-driven bed; however it doesn't have fuel. So it won't run.

I wish for something better to do.

Granted; get out there and save the world!

I wish I had 10 more minutes to play on this forum...............

Granted--but your 10 minutes is up, so consider it denied!

I wish I could adjust my work schedule to a time I wanted to work.

Granted. Then you realize that you never really WANT to work, so you end up broke.

I wish I didn't have to clean up for a lunch guest in 45 minutes.