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TallyMan
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13 Sep 2010, 4:17 pm

Banned for leaving the clipping off your big-toe nail in my glass or château grande red wine!


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13 Sep 2010, 4:30 pm

Banned for that mind-picture made me look at the glass of wine I'm holding.. :shock: wot the føck.. there's a toen.. .. in it also.


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13 Sep 2010, 4:43 pm

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13 Sep 2010, 4:43 pm

Banned for pickling your body parts... toe nails, liver ...


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13 Sep 2010, 6:02 pm

Banned for challenging him to pick a peck of pickled body parts.


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14 Sep 2010, 2:45 am

Banned for counting how many sea shells she sells on the sea shore.



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14 Sep 2010, 3:41 am

Banned for shelling out for shells.


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14 Sep 2010, 7:18 am

Banned for dying your bombshells blonde, in an attempt to disguise them from the IAEA.


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14 Sep 2010, 7:30 am

Banned for creating fireworks based on fissile material.


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14 Sep 2010, 7:34 am

Banned for creating missiles from brightly-colored fireworks.


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14 Sep 2010, 7:41 am

Banned for putting sticks of dynamite on the cake instead of candles. It was certainly their last birthday!


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14 Sep 2010, 7:43 am

Banned for mislabelling them! I was wondering why a mining company would sell birthday candles at its going-out-of-business sale!


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14 Sep 2010, 7:46 am

Banned for using candles down a mine!


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14 Sep 2010, 8:23 am

Banned for mining for candle wax.



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14 Sep 2010, 8:25 am

Banned for saving all his ear wax to make a candle!


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14 Sep 2010, 8:57 am

Banned for waxing your ears.