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Radish
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31 May 2022, 8:31 am

The banks are always on holiday aren't they?


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31 May 2022, 8:33 am

Have you ever owned any bank shares?


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31 May 2022, 8:34 am

have you?



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31 May 2022, 8:35 am

I inherited about £50 worth.

Do you own any other shares?


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31 May 2022, 8:37 am

I own a few investment trusts, don't you know?


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31 May 2022, 8:37 am

How would he know?


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31 May 2022, 8:39 am

I have just invested some money in a Nigerian gold mine, apparently according to the email, I'll gain around 5000% on my investment.

Coconuts or pineapples?


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31 May 2022, 8:41 am

Pineapples

Minneappolis or Pineappolis?

Sorry, silly question!

Figs or Dates?


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31 May 2022, 8:45 am

Dates.

You do realise we're posting in the wrong thread? :lol:


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31 May 2022, 8:46 am

How could that possibly have happened?


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31 May 2022, 8:48 am

Ummm ... are those dates still on offer?

Would anyone like some sticky date pudding (or "sticky toffee pudding" as you'd say in the UK)?

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Are you a Belinda fan then (that's one of my favourite songs!)?

Perhaps I like a few of her songs, and that one is perhaps my favourite?


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31 May 2022, 9:00 am

How do I keep my fig tree alive?


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31 May 2022, 9:22 am

As a figment of your imagination?

Or perhaps give the tree to a fig roll factory?


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31 May 2022, 9:24 am

Maybe I should grow a plastic one instead?


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31 May 2022, 10:14 am

Did you know that by changing one letter you could get 'Plastic Ono', and a band thrown in as well?!


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31 May 2022, 12:01 pm

Did you know you could get into linguistic trouble talking about things like rubber bands and sellotape with an Auzzy audience?


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