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TallyMan
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15 Sep 2010, 11:46 am

Banned for being a member of the S.A.S. and knowing how to kill someone with his little finger.

rmgh
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Joined: 14 Dec 2009
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,577
Location: Scotland

15 Sep 2010, 11:59 am

Banned for revealing a secret tactic of the S.A.S (Scottish Ambulance Service)

TallyMan
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Posts: 40,061

15 Sep 2010, 12:12 pm

Banned for being an expert at administering the Glasgow kiss of life.

Erminea
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Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Age: 55
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,083
Location: Holland

15 Sep 2010, 2:02 pm

Banned for chopping up unions into little pieces with a.. HUGE axe..

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TallyMan
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15 Sep 2010, 2:04 pm

Banned for sitting in the front row knitting while watching me and selling mini axes to the other onlookers.

Erminea
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15 Sep 2010, 2:22 pm

Can I sell the 216 :shock: onlookers some soda too?

Um, banned for stealing the show with your 'Eastern' chopping techniques.

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TallyMan
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Posts: 40,061

15 Sep 2010, 2:25 pm

Banned for being on intimate terms with madame Guillotine.

rmgh
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Joined: 14 Dec 2009
Age: 34
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Posts: 2,577
Location: Scotland

15 Sep 2010, 2:31 pm

Banned for being on axe terms with Monsieur Bricolage.

richie
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Joined: 9 Jan 2007
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 30,142
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania

15 Sep 2010, 2:46 pm

Banned for rotating on something other than his axis.....

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TallyMan
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Posts: 40,061

15 Sep 2010, 3:11 pm

Banned for postulating axioms about his axle.

richie
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Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 30,142
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania

15 Sep 2010, 5:53 pm

Banned for cutting his meat with a chainsaw.....and slicing his bread with his axe

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reginaterrae
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Posts: 11,220
Location: Maryland, USA

16 Sep 2010, 6:53 am

Banned for demanding a knife-free diet: jello, pudding, ice cream, etc.

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rmgh
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Age: 34
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Posts: 2,577
Location: Scotland

16 Sep 2010, 7:51 am

Banned for demanding that a free knife come with every childs magazine.

reginaterrae
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Location: Maryland, USA

16 Sep 2010, 11:28 am

Banned for offering every child a free magazine of ammunition.

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Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees.
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rmgh
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Joined: 14 Dec 2009
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,577
Location: Scotland

16 Sep 2010, 2:22 pm

Banned for arming all children with a KJ P229 for their protection.

dryad
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Age: 61
Gender: Female
Posts: 359
Location: Central Florida

16 Sep 2010, 6:20 pm

Banned for having arms.

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