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rmgh
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24 Sep 2010, 5:10 am

Banned for using terms I'm not familiar with.



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24 Sep 2010, 5:48 am

Banned for hooking yourself up to battery terminals.


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24 Sep 2010, 8:57 am

Banned: For sticking your index fingers to your forehead.



rmgh
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24 Sep 2010, 9:19 am

Banned for sticking in at school.



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24 Sep 2010, 9:31 am

Banned: For placing super glue on his teachers chair while still at school.



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24 Sep 2010, 10:59 am

Banned for spilling some of said glue on your shoe (um, the left one).. and then whilst trying to clean it off.. glued a piece of toilet paper to it.. 8O

Well, double banned.. for walking around with a silly looking left shoe. Image


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24 Sep 2010, 11:03 am

Banned for stealing one of my shoes!



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24 Sep 2010, 11:10 am

Banned for not having my shoe size. (um, I'll return your high heeled shoe soon)


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24 Sep 2010, 11:15 am

Banned for inventing low heels where your heels sink into the floor.



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24 Sep 2010, 2:06 pm

Banned for making people trip over their own feet!


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24 Sep 2010, 2:56 pm

Banned for tripping! You can't keep your feet on the ground in that state!



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24 Sep 2010, 5:02 pm

Banned for trying to get Brussels to insist that feet are now called 0.3 metres instead.



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24 Sep 2010, 5:29 pm

Banned for being stubborn and not accepting the easy way of measuring!



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24 Sep 2010, 5:49 pm

Banned for failing to measure up to certain standards that I shan't disclose here.



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24 Sep 2010, 5:53 pm

Banned for trading standards with Trading Standards.



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24 Sep 2010, 5:56 pm

Banned as part of Standard Banning Procedure (SBP).