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05 Jul 2022, 2:38 pm

Maybe the red ones come from Communist households and are more disciplined?


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05 Jul 2022, 2:40 pm

Are the grey ones out of black and white movies?


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05 Jul 2022, 2:42 pm

How long do you think squirrels must live then?


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05 Jul 2022, 2:45 pm

Erm is it 100 years?


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05 Jul 2022, 2:54 pm

100 squirrel years?


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05 Jul 2022, 3:06 pm

What's that in dog years?


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05 Jul 2022, 3:20 pm

Which breeds of dog?


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05 Jul 2022, 3:52 pm

Are you sure it was a dog, not a wolf?


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05 Jul 2022, 4:01 pm

How can one be sure of anything in this madhouse?

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06 Jul 2022, 12:38 am

Madhouse? What madhouse? :?

Might you be hallucinating, DH?

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I always pictured you to have an athletic build, am I right?

Perhaps not "athletic", but "fit enough" when I remember to keep up regular exercise?


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06 Jul 2022, 8:52 am

Didn't you just complete a marathon? It certainly looked like a nutty chocolate bar.


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06 Jul 2022, 11:18 am

Don't you realize that they're now called 'Snickers'?


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06 Jul 2022, 1:25 pm

Why would anyone want to eat training shoes?


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06 Jul 2022, 1:29 pm

With or without the laces?


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06 Jul 2022, 9:45 pm

What if the shoes were made out of chocolate cake?


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07 Jul 2022, 4:46 am

What are those shoes laced with?


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