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rmgh
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30 Sep 2010, 4:08 pm

Banned for making your bacon stick to the non-stick pan.



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30 Sep 2010, 5:14 pm

Banned for making sticky bacon.


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30 Sep 2010, 10:29 pm

Banned for giving the sticky bacon to children and telling them that the pieces are scratch-and-sniff stickers.



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30 Sep 2010, 10:48 pm

Banned for drowning the blonde by putting a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.


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01 Oct 2010, 6:18 am

Banned for telling blonde jokes.


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01 Oct 2010, 2:22 pm

Banned for switching TV channels by using mental power alone. 8O


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01 Oct 2010, 4:25 pm

Banned for having a disturbing avatar.


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rmgh
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01 Oct 2010, 4:34 pm

Banned for giving me a cold shoulder.



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01 Oct 2010, 4:36 pm

^ Good one.

Banned for giving me a warm smile.


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rmgh
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01 Oct 2010, 5:28 pm

Nobody has ever said that to me before :cry:

Banned for making me cry.



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02 Oct 2010, 12:42 am

But it's a happy cry, right? :wink:

Banned for being too emotional.


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rmgh
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02 Oct 2010, 6:10 am

Of course :D

Banned for listening to emo music whilst using eyeliner to represent tears.



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02 Oct 2010, 7:39 am

Banned for barbecue-ing inside da house.


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02 Oct 2010, 7:47 am

Banned for latin lingo.



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02 Oct 2010, 8:10 am

Banned for having a four-letter username.



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02 Oct 2010, 11:51 am

Banned because I haven't banned anyone in my official capacity yet! :twisted:


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