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babybird
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09 Jul 2022, 3:16 pm

Do pigs have five feet?


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09 Jul 2022, 3:17 pm

That would be quite a feat, wouldn't it?


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09 Jul 2022, 3:37 pm

Feet or centimetres?


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09 Jul 2022, 3:39 pm

Are you some kind of imperialist, comrade?


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09 Jul 2022, 3:41 pm

Do you have my measure?


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09 Jul 2022, 3:43 pm

Have you completed the online form?


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09 Jul 2022, 4:13 pm

Tsk - no parchment version?


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09 Jul 2022, 10:58 pm

Do we need quill and ink for that form?


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10 Jul 2022, 6:59 am

Is that pen and ink emanating from you?


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10 Jul 2022, 7:24 am

Didn't he who smelt it, dealt it?


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10 Jul 2022, 7:31 am

Is it not, if cornflake did the rhyme then cornflake did the crime?


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10 Jul 2022, 9:04 am

Sniff, sniff... Oh hello babybird. :P


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10 Jul 2022, 11:23 am

Ah - was that it all along?


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10 Jul 2022, 11:26 am

Are you two being cheeky?


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10 Jul 2022, 11:52 am

OMG are those bum cheeks?


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10 Jul 2022, 12:25 pm

What's the crack?


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