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15 Jul 2022, 3:36 pm

As old as your tongue and a little older than your teeth?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:38 pm

Profundity eh? Where would we be without it?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:40 pm

I've lost mine somewhere, anyone seen it?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:41 pm

Did you lose your teeth again?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:43 pm

Have you got the right ones in?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:47 pm

Have you got mine?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:49 pm

The dog has a peculiar smile, has he got yours?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:54 pm

Has he got a toothy grin?


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15 Jul 2022, 3:56 pm

Where's the dog? Is it on the matchbox? Do I need a magnifying glass?


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15 Jul 2022, 4:21 pm

What wears the dog?


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15 Jul 2022, 4:22 pm

Does the cat wear it?


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15 Jul 2022, 4:29 pm

Can a cat wear that? :chin:


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15 Jul 2022, 4:33 pm

Why are cats so furry?


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15 Jul 2022, 4:38 pm

So they can go out furry walk in January without feeling the cold?


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15 Jul 2022, 4:58 pm

But what about July - does the coat come off? A zipper, maybe?


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15 Jul 2022, 9:40 pm

Does it wear a catkini instead?


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