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16 Jul 2022, 8:36 am

How long should you hold your breath when an elephant trumps?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:37 am

How long is a piece of string?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:38 am

Do you own a measuring stick?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:40 am

Would you like to see my measuring stick?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:40 am

Is that a threat?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:42 am

Could it be a treat?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:44 am

That would depend on what you would consider a treat, would it not?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:45 am

Have you stolen my dog's treat?


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16 Jul 2022, 9:49 am

Was it a chew stick?


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16 Jul 2022, 10:07 am

My walking stick broke, have you been chewing it again?


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16 Jul 2022, 10:14 am

Is that what's stuck in my molars?


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16 Jul 2022, 10:31 am

Have you been feeding your moles wood chips again?


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16 Jul 2022, 10:37 am

Have you got hairs on your chinny chin chin?


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16 Jul 2022, 10:45 am

(scratches) Have you given me fleas?


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16 Jul 2022, 10:53 am

Are they jumping ones?


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16 Jul 2022, 11:44 am

Why? Do you want me to enter them into a hurdles race or something?


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