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Murihiku
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24 May 2022, 6:06 am

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24 May 2022, 6:26 am

Radicaliser of radishes, tormentor of turnips and punisher of parsnips.


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24 May 2022, 6:39 am

Turnip Townsend mk II



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24 May 2022, 7:39 am

Turnip psychologist.


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24 May 2022, 7:40 am

Twisted firestarter.



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24 May 2022, 7:42 am

(Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone, the fire was an accident, honest!)

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24 May 2022, 8:21 am

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24 May 2022, 8:45 am

Boris Johnson's chief party organiser.


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24 May 2022, 9:02 am

Vladimir Putin's international PR officer.



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24 May 2022, 9:05 am

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But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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24 May 2022, 9:08 am

Worst in Show. :P


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24 May 2022, 9:18 am

Wurst in Stew

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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24 May 2022, 9:19 am

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24 May 2022, 9:21 am

Rolf Harris tribute art teacher.



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24 May 2022, 9:33 am

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24 May 2022, 11:41 am

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