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IsabellaLinton
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31 May 2022, 9:51 am

Midwife, for insects laying eggs.

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31 May 2022, 10:13 am

Penguin Lamaze Instructor

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31 May 2022, 11:11 am

Royal Butt Cleaner.

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31 May 2022, 11:17 am

Court Jester, and Royal Pain in the Tuchus

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31 May 2022, 11:27 am

Provides speech therapy for frogs.

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31 May 2022, 11:50 am

Hugs trees and encourages them to take up walking holidays.

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31 May 2022, 12:15 pm

Donates blood for slasher movies.

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31 May 2022, 12:17 pm

Blood tester at blood donor clinics... but you're not supposed to drink it!

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31 May 2022, 1:19 pm

Dracula's make-up artist.

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31 May 2022, 1:22 pm

Quality-control tester for condom companies.

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31 May 2022, 1:27 pm

Lumberjack in the Sahara desert.

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31 May 2022, 1:27 pm

:lol:

Fine....let's go there then!

Lubricant tester for condoms.

Edit: that was for IsabellaLinton, but it works for you too

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31 May 2022, 1:30 pm

Nappy capacity tester.

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31 May 2022, 1:32 pm

:lol:

Recruitment consultant for above vacancy.

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31 May 2022, 1:32 pm

How would you sell that? :lol:

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31 May 2022, 1:33 pm

A job that's difficult to fill?

Skydive parachute tester.

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