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Anger guidance councillor to polar bears.

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French teacher to snails and frogs.

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Culinary expert selling the legs of French people to snails.

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01 Jun 2022, 6:51 am

Author of the cannibal cookbook "100 recipes using homeless vagrants nobody will miss."

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Food reviewer for cannibal restaurants.

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Determines no two snowflakes are alike.

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Designs all 200 shades of Beige Bleh for paint chips.

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01 Jun 2022, 9:23 am

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