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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for putting laxative in grandma's tea!
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for keeping your grandma constipated for so long.
Banned for feeding grandma beans and Brussels sprouts prior to me taking her on a long car journey!
Banned for not waxing the elephant properly.
Banned for sending the elephant on holiday and not packing his swimming trunks.
dryad Deinonychus
Joined: 29 Aug 2010Age: 61Gender: FemalePosts: 359Location: Central Florida
Banned for flaunting your trunks in front of elephants.
Banned for using mind control on me, I can sense you taking over my typing... YES YOU ARE WONDERFUL.
Banned for marrying my grandma, before she was waxed.
Banned for tying my grandma's shoe laces together.
Banned for buying a toilet cleaning tool for the wedding.
Banned for holding the ceremony in a public convenience! Perhaps just as well considering your liberal doses of laxative to everyone yesterday!
banned for omitting to bring prune cakes, and thus forcing me to bring laxatives instead!
Banned for leaving my great grandfather standing at the altar and running away with the vicar instead!
Banned for allowing your grandfather to get away with the vicar.
Banned for being a nun on the run with a gun and a pun.
Banned for running with a run-away nun armed with a gun and a pun!