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TallyMan
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31 Oct 2010, 4:35 pm

Banned for putting laxative in grandma's tea!


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31 Oct 2010, 4:36 pm

Banned for keeping your grandma constipated for so long. :evil:



TallyMan
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31 Oct 2010, 4:40 pm

Banned for feeding grandma beans and Brussels sprouts prior to me taking her on a long car journey! :evil:


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31 Oct 2010, 4:51 pm

Banned for not waxing the elephant properly. :shameonyou:



TallyMan
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31 Oct 2010, 4:53 pm

Banned for sending the elephant on holiday and not packing his swimming trunks.


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31 Oct 2010, 6:48 pm

Banned for flaunting your trunks in front of elephants.


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01 Nov 2010, 2:30 pm

Banned for using mind control on me, I can sense you taking over my typing... YES YOU ARE WONDERFUL.


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01 Nov 2010, 2:32 pm

Banned for marrying my grandma, before she was waxed. 8O



TallyMan
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01 Nov 2010, 2:38 pm

Banned for tying my grandma's shoe laces together.


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01 Nov 2010, 2:42 pm

Banned for buying a toilet cleaning tool for the wedding.



TallyMan
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01 Nov 2010, 2:48 pm

Banned for holding the ceremony in a public convenience! Perhaps just as well considering your liberal doses of laxative to everyone yesterday!


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01 Nov 2010, 2:49 pm

banned for omitting to bring prune cakes, and thus forcing me to bring laxatives instead! :evil:



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01 Nov 2010, 2:52 pm

Banned for leaving my great grandfather standing at the altar and running away with the vicar instead!


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01 Nov 2010, 2:54 pm

Banned for allowing your grandfather to get away with the vicar. 8O



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01 Nov 2010, 2:57 pm

Banned for being a nun on the run with a gun and a pun.


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01 Nov 2010, 2:59 pm

Banned for running with a run-away nun armed with a gun and a pun!