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TallyMan
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05 Nov 2010, 4:35 pm

Banned for having the memory capacity of a Sinclair ZX81

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reginaterrae
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05 Nov 2010, 9:11 pm

Banned for having the bladder capacity of a mouse.

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Thatmew
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05 Nov 2010, 9:40 pm

Banned for having the bladder complexity of a moose.

reginaterrae
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05 Nov 2010, 9:50 pm

Banned for bellowing like a moose, in the shower.

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TallyMan
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06 Nov 2010, 4:01 am

Banned for sharing a shower with a moose.

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Blint
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06 Nov 2010, 6:18 am

Banned for watching them shower.

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reginaterrae
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06 Nov 2010, 7:07 am

Banned for steaming your chocolate mousse in the shower

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Blint
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06 Nov 2010, 7:30 am

Banned for ruining a beautiful chocolate cake by havig a shower.

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reginaterrae
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06 Nov 2010, 7:40 am

Banned for feeding chocolate to your friend's pet moose at her bridal shower.

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Concepts create idols; only wonder comprehends anything. People kill one another over idols. Wonder makes us fall to our knees.
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TallyMan
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06 Nov 2010, 7:40 am

Banned for serving me a mouse covered in chocolate instead of a chocolate mousse!

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reginaterrae
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06 Nov 2010, 7:52 am

Banned for ruining your mouse by using a chocolate mouse-pad.

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TallyMan
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06 Nov 2010, 8:26 am

Makes Greek moussaka with real mice.

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rmgh
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06 Nov 2010, 9:54 am

Banned for using your keyboard as a mousetrap.

TallyMan
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07 Nov 2010, 6:48 am

Banned for keeping a Yorkshire terrier and assorted tropical fish in your keyboard.

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rmgh
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07 Nov 2010, 7:14 pm

Banned for trying to pay for your shopping with a "Yorkshire tenner" as you called it, that you just printed off you computer that day.

TallyMan
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08 Nov 2010, 6:30 am

Banned for smudging the ink on my Yorkshire tenner and giving me a £19 note in my change - claiming the missing £1 was due to inflation!

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