BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for stealing someone else's guitar...

Banned for using an oxy-acyetylene cutting torch to slice your bread.

Banned for not signing the guest registry,,,

Banned for corrupting my Windows registry.

Banned for installing a screened door instead of Windows on your computer.

Banned for installing a catflap in my monitor and expecting me to like it.

Banned for claiming that 'les routes nationales' should only be used by native French folks*. (*see picture.. )

Where the hell did you find that picture of me!?!?!

Banned for proposing free distribution to all citizens in Netherlands of certain plant based drugs which is illegal in other countries.

Banned for mixing up Afghanistan with The Netherlands. Um, we only grow carrots and onions here.

Banned for growing a garden full of poppies.

Banned for fertilizing your cucumber garden with Viagra.

Banned for being a Virgo. Stop being so perfectionist!

Banned for paying £1000 for Sonic's autograph.

[Big Bang's Sheldon]It's 'stop being a perfectionist'.. not 'being so perfectionist'[/Sheldon] (um, a roleplaying joke there.. which probs fails)

Banned for still thinking in pound sterlingz.

Banned for thinking the € Euro will still exist by tomorrow!

Banned, as a born British Islander, for not believing the €uro, with all EU member countries included, would be quite a force to reckon with.. money 'market' wise.. (um, bet Scotland, Wales and England joining €-Europe would turn tables for the better)