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08 Jul 2022, 8:12 pm

Cotton Candy Supplier.

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08 Jul 2022, 8:33 pm

speech writer for deceased presidents

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08 Jul 2022, 9:53 pm

Ghost writer for deceased presidents

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09 Jul 2022, 2:06 am

Poltergeist.

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09 Jul 2022, 2:34 am

Pole vaulter.

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09 Jul 2022, 3:33 am

Spin Doctor at number ten.

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09 Jul 2022, 4:59 am

Number two doctor for Boris Johnson.

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09 Jul 2022, 6:06 am

:lol:

Professional Hand Holder for Boris when he does his number twos.

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09 Jul 2022, 6:15 am

Pilot

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09 Jul 2022, 6:55 am

Ejection seat tester.

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09 Jul 2022, 7:31 am

Pointer outer

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09 Jul 2022, 7:43 am

Inventor of Jelly Babies.

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09 Jul 2022, 7:45 am

Surrogate mother for Boris Johnson's hoard of babies.

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09 Jul 2022, 7:56 am

Human battery chicken

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09 Jul 2022, 7:57 am

:lol: :cry:

Boris Johnson's Urologist. Any excuse to feel him up, eh?

Edit: that was for Radish!

Tooth Fairy Mugger.

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09 Jul 2022, 7:59 am

Oh gross

Johnsons party planner

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