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Where_am_I
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12 Jul 2022, 10:52 am

:lol:

A real life vegetable.

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12 Jul 2022, 10:52 am

Artichoke choker :evil:

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12 Jul 2022, 10:55 am

Inventor of s**t kinder surprise toys. :evil:

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12 Jul 2022, 11:33 am

Popcorn machine

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12 Jul 2022, 12:01 pm

Thanks for starting that annoying "Popcorn" record from decades ago in my head. I'll be listening to that the rest of the day! :evil:

Career: Earworm distributor.

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12 Jul 2022, 1:24 pm

Cream egg licker outer

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12 Jul 2022, 1:28 pm

Job accepted! I like cream eggs. :-)

Person who wraps the eggs in foil, but you aren't allowed to eat any.

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12 Jul 2022, 7:46 pm

Oh yum, Creme Eggs. :heart:

You can be a professional Easter egg hunter.

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13 Jul 2022, 1:32 am

Demogorgon.